iguanamouth:

"what are your plans for the future" *shrugs so hard that my arms detach at the shoulders and i am no longer asked any questions that arent about my missing limbs*

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Put ‘unf’ in my ask if you find me attractive.

(Source: hypocriteofwords, via grapejellyking)

Not tryna start shit but I’m really beautiful and funny and great to be around

(Source: slothblog, via sluttiest-virgin)